(Lyrics reprinted by permission)

Stalking Sarah
(B.Bentel/S.Draganchuk/J.Lorino/A.Sumner)

Uh!
No!
Stay away, stay away, stay way, stay away!
Yeah!
Here we go now!

I cannot trust you, cuz You know too much!
You read every magazine There ever was!
Can’t trust those vacant eyes Behind those sexy glasses
You burned my favorite book and Vandalized my car, gotta let me go!

Stop stalkin me, Sarah!

Lean to the right, though you’re Quite well proportioned,
You shot those artic wolves And now you’re hunting me!
You’ve got to let me go, baby Stop calling my cell phone
I’d block your number if You weren’t such a hockey MILF!

Uh!
No!
Here we go now!

Stop stalking me, Sarah!
Stay away stay away stay away
Refudiate! Refudiate!
Stay away stay away!

You hustled cross the state line for Some Canadian healthcare
Now you say you wanna play Doctor with me
I’ll do it, Sarah, if you Make me a sandwich, you
And Bristol as the white bread, Me as the meat, yeah!

Uh!
Compassionate conservatism!
Yeah!
And we’re done now.